By Vince Alexander
Trust me . . . I'm amused . . . Occasionally, I'm laughing as I write this column. My inspiration for writing this is Manti Teo, and anyone else who brags about their online friends.
Teo, a sure-bet future National Football League first-round draft pick, is the former Heisman Trophy finalist at the University of Notre Dame.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not laughing at Teo. He allegedly had a made-up girlfriend who died this season six hours after his grandmother died while he was leading the Fighting Irish football team to a No. 1 ranking that culminated in a final-season loss to Alabama. He said he met this made-up girl online. It turned out to be a hoax--a lie.
My point is this: People lie all the time -- especially when it comes to sports.
For example, I was at the gym, and I ran across an old acquaintance. His son played football with one of my sons. He asked about my son, and he went into this long story about his son.
"Yeah, well my son has a scholarship to a Division I school in Michigan," the man said.
I went home and did an Internet search, and the kid is not even on the roster.
People just need to be more skeptical.
How about the lying coaches. During the recruiting process, I've heard all kinds of coaches promising high school football recruits that they will come into their programs with a chance to compete for a starting job. Often times, it's liar, liar . . .
The player will arrive on campus and discover the truth. The kid ends up being a practice dummy against 24-year-old fifth-year juniors and seniors.
A big-time college coach was even caught lying about his college education.
The gym--a high testosterone place--may as well be called the "Liars Club." For example, on the basketball court, have you ever encountered a player who says, "Yeah, I used to play Division I-basketball at such-and-such college?"
Most of the time, we believe what is said. But if we would follow up with a few more questions, we'd say "Liar, liar . . . "
My gym is filled with liars. For example, I'd go shoot around and get tired of shooting alone. I'd ask the guy shooting alone at the other end of the court if he'd like to play one-on-one. Then I'd get the lie.
"Nah, man, I can't play because I had surgery on my knee, and my doctor told me that I can shoot around, but I can't play competitive ball anymore."
Hmmm. I'd rather you say you didn't want to play.
As a classroom teacher, some of my students will try to lie about their sports exploits. I'm a 7th-grade baseball coach, and the baseball season is approaching. I approached one of my students and asked if he played baseball.
"Yeah, Mr. Alexander, I'm a beast at baseball," he said.
I said," Show me your batting stance."
The student had a surprised look on his face, so I asked him again:
"C'mon, let me see your stance."
He showed me his stance. I didn't laugh, but it was not baseball worthy, and he gave in.
"OK, I haven't played since T-ball, but I used to make a lot of contact."
It's not the student's fault. Professional baseball players have been known to tell a lie or two.
Former St. Louis Cardinals home run phenom Mark McGwire swore to us that he had never, used performing enhancing drugs. Liar, liar . . .
Former Chicago Cubs, Texas Rangers, and Baltimore Orioles slugger Rafael Palmeiro swore that he had never used performing enhancing drugs. Liar, liar. . .
Former San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds swore that he has has never used performing enhancing drugs. Liar, liar . . .
The baseball list of liars just keeps growing.
But even outside of sports, we are too quick to "take a man for his word."
Former President Bill Clinton swore that he didn't have sex with that woman (Monica Lewinsky).
You don't have to be a great athlete or a former president to be caught up in your own lies.When my brother was single, I'd hang out with him at clubs from time to time. It was fun hanging out with him because he'd have a few drinks, and he'd tell some of the most outrageous lies that women would fall for.
Here are a few:
"Yeah, baby, you ought to be with me so that I can take you for a ride on my yacht," he'd say.
"Yeah, baby, in the winter you can come stay at my condo in Miami,'' he'd say with a straight face."
Liar, liar . . .
But the lie that came the easiest to my brother was about his age. In the club, my big brother would subtract 10 to 15 years from his age. Of course, I had to agree to become the older brother. We still laugh about that today now that he's happily married.
Today, men don't have to go to the club to meet women. Today, men meet women on the Internet and through online dating. Online, you can lie about anything, but when you get caught in your lies, it can be devastating. All you have to do is watch the Jerry Springer Show and you will become skeptical. Jerry has made a living by having a man come on his show to meet a woman that he has met online only to discover that the woman is really a man.
It's funny, but people need to learn that people lie all the time.
If you don't believe me, just ask Manti Teo.
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